CREAM CORN FROM THE SOCKET OF DAVIS

Release date: 1985. (Exact date unknown.)

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The tracks on this EP are also available on the CD release of Rembrandt Pussyhorse.

Butthole Surfers:
Gibby Haynes: Vocals
Paul Leary: Lead guitar
???: Bass
King Coffey: Drums
???: Drums

Record at LOCATION UNKNOWN, DATE UNKNOWN
Produced by UNKNOWN
Recording engineer: UNKNOWN
Cover design: UNKNOWN
Back cover design: UNKNOWN

Moving To Florida

Music: UNKNOWN
Lyrics: UNKNOWN
Vocals: Gibby Haynes (?)

Albums:
Locust Abortion Technician

I'm gonna move down to Florida
And I'm gonna bowl me a perfect game
I'm gonna cut off my leg down in Florida
And I'm gonna dance one-legged off in the rain
Well they say that Sydney Portier was a blind man
And they say that LBJ was a Soviet jew
I tell that when I go down Florida way
There ain't no sexual thing that
I would not, could not, or should not do
I said this right here!

Well I'm movin' down to Florida
And you know that I'm gonna have to potty-train Chairman Mao
And I'm gonna make the govenor write my doo-doo a letter, child
And then I'm gonna grind me a White Castle slider
Out of Indian sacred cow
Well, I'm goin' down to Florida, child
And I'm gonna build me the atomic bomb
I'm gonna hold time hostage down in Florida, child
Ain't nobody, ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do, step-child

By this time I guess you figured out about Florida
Turn the muddy waters into vaseline stains
They be makin' tadpoles the size of Mercurys down in Florida
That'd be tellin' Julio Iglasias what to sing now
Well whoever said that Sydney Portier was a blind man
Knew the same of Elvis Presley, too
'Cause all the sausages that dance like Ray Bolger
On the hood of a car in a traffic jam
Knows just that it's that good what to do right here

Well I be goin' to Florida
Polecats and Seminoles singin'
You know when I'm movin' to Florida
Just like ???
When I moved down to FLorida
I got hurt
So I took all the children down to Florida
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Well I'm never goin back to Florida
That's why I'm leavin' today
When I settle down in Florida
Well, I'm gonna explode the whole damn Tampa Bay
Get that boy in Florida
Teach him what to do

Comb

Music: UNKNOWN
Lyrics: UNKNOWN
Vocals: Gibby Haynes (?)

Albums:
Locust Abortion Technician

Lou Reed

To Parter

Music: UNKNOWN
Lyrics: UNKNOWN
Vocals: Gibby Haynes (?)

Albums:
Locust Abortion Technician

And all the sailors who were junkies
All went sailing out to sea
And the white man sold qualopes to the monkeys
And they all died high up in the trees

And all the teachers who were flunkies
They all taught you and me
And the white men, I`ll be goddamned if they`re
Still selling qualopes to the monkeys
And they’re all, you and me, dying high up in the trees

Tornadoes

Music: UNKNOWN
Lyrics: UNKNOWN
Vocals: Gibby Haynes (?)

Albums:
Locust Abortion Technician

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