Locust Abortion Technician

Release date: 1987. (Exact date unknown.)

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Gibby Haynes debuts his "Gibbytronix" vocal effects unit.

Butthole Surfers:
Gibby Haynes: Vocals
Paul Leary: Lead guitar
Jeff Pinkus: Bass
King Coffey: Drums

Record at LOCATION UNKNOWN, DATE UNKNOWN
Produced by UNKNOWN
Recording engineer: UNKNOWN
Cover design: UNKNOWN
Back cover design: UNKNOWN

Sweat Loaf

Music: UNKNOWN
Lyrics: UNKNOWN
Vocals: Gibby Haynes (?)

Albums:
Locust Abortion Technician

Daddy?

Yes, son?

What does regret mean?

Well, son, a funny thing about regret is that it's better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't done. And by the way, if you see your mom this weekend, be sure and tell her, "SATAN! SATAN! SATAN!"

Graveyard

Music: UNKNOWN
Lyrics: UNKNOWN
Vocals: Gibby Haynes (?)

Albums:
Locust Abortion Technician

You're lying in a graveyard
You're rotting away
I talk to you daily
You've got nothing to say

You lying in the graveyard
You're making plans
You control my thoughts now
You make death in sand(?)

Pittsburg to Lebanon

Music: UNKNOWN
Lyrics: UNKNOWN
Vocals: Gibby Haynes (?)

Albums:
Locust Abortion Technician

Well, I crawled outta my mamma
Well, I was blind as could be
I bought my first shotgun,
At the age of three,
Fine whiskey and women, yow!
By the time that I was five
Said, "Lord the way I'm livin'
You know that I'm gonna wind up alive!"
Shotguns

Weber

Music: UNKNOWN
Lyrics: UNKNOWN

Albums:
Locust Abortion Technician

HAY

Music: UNKNOWN
Lyrics: UNKNOWN

Albums:
Locust Abortion Technician

Human Cannonball

Music: UNKNOWN
Lyrics: UNKNOWN
Vocals: Gibby Haynes (?)

Albums:
Locust Abortion Technician

Are you ready to rock?
Rock 'n' roll!

Pardon me I`m only bleeding
But you cut me to the bone
My imperfections have reduced you
To a lowly animal

A part of me was introduced to you
Then it walked right out the door
And tonight you`re probally feeding
Like a human cannibal

It used to be that loving you
Was easy unrestrained
But now I`m only bleeding
But i`m loving only pain

Pardon me I`m only bleeding
But you cut me to the bone
And tonight you`re probally feeding
Like a human cannibal

U.S.S.A

Music: UNKNOWN
Lyrics: UNKNOWN
Vocals: Gibby Haynes (?)

Albums:
Locust Abortion Technician

U.S.S.A.
U.S.S.R.
U.S.A.
U.S.S.R.
U.S.S.A.
U.S.S.R.
U.S.A.
U.S.R.

The O-Men

Music: UNKNOWN
Lyrics: UNKNOWN
Vocals: Gibby Haynes (?)

Albums:
Locust Abortion Technician

The lyrics to this song are unknown.

KUNTZ

Music: UNKNOWN
Lyrics: UNKNOWN
Vocals: Gibby Haynes (?)

Albums:
Locust Abortion Technician

The lyrics to this song are unknown.

Graveyard

Music: UNKNOWN
Lyrics: UNKNOWN
Vocals: Gibby Haynes (?)

Albums:
Locust Abortion Technician

You lie in the graveyard
Well you're rotting away
When I talk to you daily
You`ve got nothing to say

You lie in the graveyard
Well you are down making plans
Well you control all my thoughts
Well you make dust fall

22 Going On 23

Music: UNKNOWN
Lyrics: Paul Leary (see below)
Vocals: Gibby Haynes (?)

Albums:
Locust Abortion Technician

Paul Leary (BHS bulletin board, 29 October 2002): "try 72, going on 73. or 83. i always suspected that woman called every night as a different person. i recorded her in winterville, georgia, but i think the broadcast came from cincinatti." ... "us guys? i just don't believe that bitch is 22 for a second. i can only speculate about her other activities."

Yes.

I enjoy your show and I've been trying to get through for quite a while.

Well, I'm glad you kept trying.

Thank you. Um. I have this problem. Last July I was assualted sexually. And ever since then I cannot sleep. I've been having trouble sleeping.

How old are you?

I'm 22 going on 23.

Medicine... counseling... anxiety... reprogramming... medicine... sleep problems... psychiatrist... depression... anxiety... counseling... medicine... reprogramming... I cannot sleep... psychiatrist... depression... counseling... anxiety... sleep problems... medicine... reprogramming... psychiatrist... depression... counseling... reprogramming... I cannot sleep... sleep problems... depression... psychiatrist... anxiety...

Well, they tell me when I have the bad dreams to try and put endings on the... the dreams so I come out a winner. But every time I try to do that, um, I just can't get anywhere. It seems that I keep having the same dream over and over. And I had one of those tonite. And this is why I'm up so late.

And I watch one soap opera a day. And if he happens to walk in the house, I'm paranoid and I just jump up and turn off the t.v. And he says, "Is that all you have to do all day? Just sit around and watch t.v.?"

And I love to travel. So I've mentioned travelling to him. And finances are no problem. And he said he did all the travelling he wanted to do while he was in the service.